"I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!! Ladies, dont let them all fool you!! They can look you in the eye and tell you there is no alliance-but there is.....ever since they saw me with that blade of grass-I SWORE to them it wasnt beef jerkey-no one believed me. I was then next in line in their minds-it didnt matter that I was the ONLY one that won a section of the challenge last week. Noooo these ladies are out for blood-god help the Glue Eaters!
Let me also say those that sit where I am sitting now and say "No hard feelings." I say to them and my tribemates-SCREW THAT! GOoooooOOO Traci!!!
And I will end with these wise words...It is NOT the critic who counts,not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust, sweat, and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows great enthusiasms, great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst,he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.....THOSE who have the courage to try the courage to fight, are winners long before the battle begins. And I, my friends, am a WINNER!!
And thus as we all know all the world is a stage, and I merely a player. I have had my entrances and my exits and thus I give my final hoorah!
(end note: Playboy or Hustler-I accept your offer of $500K for a pictorial!! And man screw that massage unless Colby is giving it-I want CHOCOLATE!!!)